er out； here。 I？m going to freak the F out if I don？t find a girl who knows that soccer
isnot called football。
？B Back on the Market？
P。S。I can go all night。
A：
Dear BB on the M；
I don？ t know how they do it in England； but here in America seventeen isway too young to get
married。 Hello； we haven？t even hooked up with our freshman year hall mates yet！ Sit tight。
Nothing lasts forever。 。 。 。
？GG
P。S。 All night； huh？ What did you say you look like？
Q：
Dear GG；
It took a lot of begging and pleading； but I finally convincedmy dad to shell out for a summer
rental in Southampton justfor me and my friends。 Now we？re here and no one else is。 What gives？
？No Sex on the Beach
A：
Dear NSOTB：
If you must know； getting to the Hamptons too early in the season is a little 。。。 well； tacky； unless
youhave to be there； like some people I know。 In the meantime； why not shake it up？ You？ve got a
whole house at your disposal？fashion those palm…frond…patterned ABC Carpet & Home sheets into
togas and get into the college spirit！
？GG
Sightings
Baccusing a Virgin Atlantic bag handler of stealing one of hermany Cosabella lace thongs from
her Tumi duffel。 That？s what you get for flying mercial！S reading？reading？Hello； school？s
out！？a tattered paperback copy ofBreakfast at Tiffany？s on a shady bench in Central Park。 No
doubt she？ll reminisce about it someday onInside the Actors Studio 。 A sweatyN pumping up and
down and up and？there goes my imagination！？through East Hampton center on his old red
Schwinn tenspeed。 What happened to the Range Rover？V at Bonita； that tiny； rustic Mexican
place i