city？ although he？s only a jitney ride away； in the summer…lovin？
Hamptons。 He？s doing hard time on Long Island after that pesky
stealing…Viagra…from…his…lacrosse…coach…and…almost…not…graduating episode。 I hear he？s already
tan and persistently sweaty from all the reroofing he？s doing at his coach？s house。 Some of the
local ladies have been doing drive…bys just to get a peek at him with his shirt off。 Meanwhile；
onthis side of Long Island？that？s Brooklyn； FYI？Vwas seen enjoying the spoils of her short
live…in withB 。 Hello； black silk DVF wrap dress！ OnlyB would leavethat behind like a used
toothbrush。 No one knows ifV was having a fling with both sides of that stepsibling duo or not；
but bothA andB have moved on。 Literally。 Last I heard； A had taken up with a tattooed belly
dancer in Austin； Texas； with two boxer puppies of her own。 Thank goodness forD ？he？s been
seen all over town frantically checking out the city like a tourist。 Looks like someone？s getting
sentimental about his big move out west this fall。
Your e…mail
Q：
Dear GG；
So there I was； in Heathrow Airport on my way to this totally fruity British boarding school my
parents are making me start this summer； when whom should I see but B； aka the girl of my
dreams。 I thought my problems were solved； until I arrived on campus and heard threevery
disturbing rumors：
1） B is not only dating some English douche bag； she？sengaged to him。
2）He？ s already engaged to someone else。
And； craziest of all：
3） Lord Douchebaggio isn？t satisfying B？s womanly needs； if you catch my drift。 Maybe he？s
too tired out from spending time with his fianc？e？
Help a broth