a private audition。 Your response:
a) Dream on; perv。
b) Why go to your place? Grab your video phone and meet me in the bathroom!
c) I?d be happy to; Mr。 Mogul。
2) While in the bathroom line; a portly; producer…type…fellow asks what you thought of his movie。
Your response:
a) I thought there were some casting problems?for example; the young ingenue could?ve had
more ingenuity?but it wasn?t bad。。。。
b) The costumes were pretty; although my belief has always been that when it es to costumes;
less is more。
c) Have you started casting the sequel yet?
3) A world…famous; unbelievably handsome; internationally recognizable movie star asks you to
tango。 Your response:
a) Tango? I?d rather go somewhere quiet; far from all these paparazzi。
b) Hold me close。 Please; just hold me close。
c) I?ve always found that gay guys make the best dancers!
4) Some leggy starlet type trips and spills her fruity cocktail allover your new taupe suede
Sigerson Morrison ballet flats。 Yourresponse:
a) Nothing?you just hurl your drink in her face。b) My shoes! My pride and joy! My raison
d??tre!c) Screw it。 I?ll dance barefoot!
Done yet? Don?t cheat。 Okay; the answer to each one is C。 Like you didn?t know that。 See you
tonight!
You know you love me。
gossip girl
v?s date with destiny
Teetering ever so slightly on her black peep…toe Celine plat…form sandals?okay; so they were
technically Blair?s; but she knew her onetime roommate would never e back to Williamsburg
to collect any of the stuff she?d left behind? Vanessa thwacked over the cobblestones of the
too…trendy…for…a…place…that…smells…like…dead…meat Meatpac