otect the innocent。 Namely； me。
hey people！
I have literally five minutes to write this？I don？t know when summer vacation got so hectic； but
between tennis lessons at Ocean Colony and cocktail hour on the roof of the Met； I just don？t
know where the day goes。 Let？s start with your e…mail； because there？s only one subject on
everyone？s mind lately。。。。
Q：
Dear GG；
Do you know how I can get an invite to the big party that？s ing this Thursday？ My boyfriend
claims to be taking me； but I suspect he？s bluffing and at the last minute his Jeep will break down
or something。 But I really； really want to go； so I need a plan B。 Help！
？*Struck
A：
Dear *Struck；
The word is they？re watching the guest list pretty closely。 So hopefully your man isn？t
bluffing？or you？re going to be stuck watching the limos arrive like just another moner。 Sorry！
？GG
Q：
Dear GG；
I was just in Amsterdam with my family and managed to sneak away to check out the real sights。
After smoking some hash in a coffee shop； I swear I saw that girl J dancing in a window in the red
light district。 Now I wish I？d asked for a lap dance。 Tell me it was her！
？Despr8
A：
Dear Despr8；
Sorry。 Her parents might be alternative； but I？m afraid our J isn？t。 She？s off studying fine art and
maybe the fine art of fine boys； but lap dancing in the red light district and skeezy tourists are not
part of the curriculum。
？GG
perfect your party small talk
A handy refresher course for all my fellow revelers。 Enjoy！
1） You？re cornered by a lecherous； badly dressed aspiring director who wants you to e back
to his place for