t？s summer； remember； so full…body maintenance is more important than usual。 Splurge on a
full…on Bliss spa experience （not just some lame gift…from…great…aunt…Susie mani…pedi bo；
please） so your best pal can be as tanned； hairless； and pampered as you already are。
your e…mail
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Dear GG；
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I？m worried that I might be turning gay。 Do you know if there are warning signs？
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？Blue Boy
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Dear BB；
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Warning signs aplenty：
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1） You refer to things as ？fabulous？ or ？genius？ and have used the wordswish in the last
twenty…four hours。
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2） Your best friend is a heavy girl with an interest in the theater。
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3） Your ringtone is a Gwen Stefani song。
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4） When the weather turns warm； you？d rather watch the shirtless skater boys than the topless
sunbathers in Sheep Meadow。
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5） You write to a wise authority because you want her to break the news you already know but just
can？t admit： you？re gay。 It？s okay！ Love life。 Love boys。 Love yourself。
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？GG
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Dear GG；
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Not actually a letter so much as an announcement： I？m planning a big blowout at my country
place in celebration of my little sister？s eighteenth。 So if you？re going to be in Connecticut or are
down for a road trip； make sure you look up your old friends who summer in that great state。 If
I？m one of them； you？re totally on the guest list。
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？Pool Party in Connecticut
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Dear PP in C；
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Connecticut？s a bit outside my usual party radius； but I suppose getting there is half the fun？after
all； the road trip is a great American tradition。