ISBN 978…0…316…04203…1
It makes one feel rather good deciding not to be a bitch。 。 。 。
？Ernest Hemingway
The Sun Also Rises
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Disclaimer： All the real names of places； people； and events have been altered or abbreviated to
protect the innocent。 Namely； me。
hey people！
February is like the girl at that party I threw when my parents took a ？second honeymoon？ in
Cabo last week （I know： sad）。 You remember？the girl who puked all over the Spanish marble floor
in the guest bathroom and then refused to leave？ We had to throw her Dior saddlebag and Oscar
de la Renta embroidered sheepskin coat into the elevator before she finally got the message。
Unlike most places in the world； though； New York refuses to fall into a February…induced
depression and bee a cold； gray； dismal wasteland。 At least；my New York does。 Here on the
Upper East Side we all know the cure for the drearies： one of Jedediah Angel？s crazy…sexy party
dresses； a pair of black satin Manolos； that new ？Ready or Not？ red lipstick you can only get at
Bendel？s； a good Brazilian bikini wax； and a generous slathering of Est？e Lauder self…tanner； in
case your St。 Barts tan left over from Christmas break has finally faded。 Most of us are
second…semester seniors？at last。 Our college applications are in and our schedules are light； with a
double free period every day during which we can catch a Fashion Week runway show or head
back to a friend？s penthouse apartment to drink skinny lattes； smoke cigarettes； and help pick out
the evening？s screw…homework party outfit。