in Southampton； no less。 But no。 Have you seen him lately？ Red…rimmed eyes； dirty tissues
streaming from his pockets； lackluster disposition。 Our golden boy appears to be in a terrible funk。
Or maybe he caught a sexually transmitted disease from one of those French tramps he？s always
rumored to be hooking up with。 See？ It doesn？t pay to be too greedy。 Not that that ever stopped us。
Your e…mail
Q： Dear GG；
I？m going to Vassar next year and I？ve been in love with this boy since I was like three； and I
just found out he？s going to Vassar too！ I？m so excited； but I？m worried I？m going to spend so
much time trying to get him to talk to me； I won？t even realize I？m at college； you know？
？Ivstrk
A： Dear Ivstrk；
Forgive me for being blunt； but I have a feeling you？ve already spent a lot of time trying to get
this guy to talk to you。 Wait till you get to Vassar？there？s going to be a whole new group of
adorable boys you？ve never seen before； and some of them might be even more loveworthy。 And
since most dorms are coed these days； you can？tavoid talking to them！
？GG
Sightings
BandV buying potted basil plants at aWilliamsburg farmer？s market。 Maybe the gay rumors
about them are true！？C entering aGreenwich Village barbershop to have his head shaved and
exiting with his hair longer than before and with platinum highlights。 No way will he last even a
month at military school。N standing on the roof of the Met； mournfully surveyingCentral Park 。
Looks like our favorite stoner playboy has been struck with a bad case of ennui。D checking out
bashed…up Buicks at some seedy used car lot inHarlem 。 Not that he even knows how to opera