hile。 Let？s guess what some of our favorite people are
asking Mom and Dad for。？
B：She claims to be over men； but what she really wants is a new hunky boyfriend。 One that
wouldn？t cheat on her with her best friend at a party in a bathtub。
V：An alternative…boy calendar so she can keep them all straight。
N：A lifetime supply of Kleenex with a nice blue plaid Ralph Lauren Kleenex…box holder。
D：A used Hyundai； a driver？s license ？ oh； and a life。
S：A hobby other than stealing her best friend？s boyfriend。 Whatever happened to her
modeling/acting career； anyway？
J：Wait； she？s not graduating。 But she still needs a school to go to next year。
Something we all want： a single gigantic； fantabulous party for everyone to go to。 None of that
irritating never…get…to…finish…your…drink party…hopping business。 Let？s just find the perfect venue；
invite everyone； have the time of our lives； and never leave。
your e…mail
Q： dear GG；
my little brother is in the ninth grade at st。 jude？s and he heard thatN is going to a shrink。
supposedly he has to； like； regress back to being a baby so his shrink can figure out why he？s such
a pothead。 that？s why he？s crying all the time。
？nformed
A：Dear nformed；
Forgive me for asking； but doesn？t this regression technique also causeN to wet his pants？ Ew。
Poor guy！
？GG
Sightings
NkissingS demurely on the cheek outside her apartment building at Eighty…second and Fifth。
Were her parents watching； or is he； like； the only boy in the entire universe who can actually
resist her； even though she？s supposedly his girlfriend？ Maybe he had soggy pants and he had to
hurry home and cha