ere？s no guest list and no dress code； so crashers？you may not be guaranteed a room； but
you？re certainly wele！ Definition of a crasher： anyone who did not graduate today and/or
anyone who doesn？t actually know the girl hosting the party。
Their last night together
Alas；B ？s lovely English lord is flying home tomorrow。 Will he break off his engagement to the
girl it？s rumored he？s been betrothed to since he was a wee lad？ Or will he marry her； leavingB in
the lurch？ At least she can drive off into the sunset in her new； adorable； bisque…colored
convertible Beamer。 Did you see it parked outside Brick Church？ Imported directly from the
Continent。 No one？and I mean no one？in this country has that car。
Your e…mail
Q：Dear GG；
I？m a premed sophomore at Yale and I heard that kidN has already signed up to be a lab rat for
the medical school？s psychiatric division。 Like； they？re going to give him all these mind…altering
drugs that they？re trying out； and they even pay him to take them。
？jrmed
A：Dear jrmed；
Like he needs to be paid？！ Anyway； first things first？the boy doesn？t even have his high school
diploma yet。
？GG
Q：Dear Gossip Girl；
My son tells me you are the voice of the young people and so I must ask if you know a gifted
poet who was on his way to Evergreen College but tripped over his heart。 You see； I am something
of a poet myself！ This poet was going to assist me with my history of sex poetry book； but he
writes to say he doesn？t e。 I am upset！ I need talented assistance！ Maybe you can e to
Olympia to help me。 You sleep in hammock。 My son makes good Greek food！
？professorpop
A：Dear professor