black cars being delivered to a certain Upper East Side garage。 Looks like a few of us are getting
what we asked for； except。 ？ Dad； I asked for pink！
They know you cheated
For those of you who cheated on your final exams； we know who you are； and your teachers
know； too。 We saw how you finished early and spent the rest of the time writing notes and doing
actressy face exercises？S！！ They？re only overlooking it because they want to get rid of you。 Why
they even bother giving seniors finals is beyond me。
A remedy for pregraduation jitters
Of course； there？s nothing to be nervous about。 All we have to do is look gorgeous and accept
our diplomas。 But we are nervous nonetheless。 Maybe because we have to go through it with our
parents watching。 Maybe because we have no idea what es next。 You know how the school
nurse always prescribes the same thing no matter what？s wrong with you？ Chew a Pepto…Bismol。
Gargle with salt water。 Well； I？m the same way： champagne and a boy。 Take one dose and then
repeat every fifteen minutes until symptoms subside。
Happy Graduation！ See you at the party afterwards！
You know you love me。
gossip girl
Pomp and circumstance
Outside Brick Church on Park Avenue and Ninety…second Street； a throng of black town cars
released women in Chanel couture and men and boys in Ralph Lauren Purple Label into the
church to watch their daughters and sisters graduate in Constance Billard？s mencement
exercises。 It was a balmy June morning； and a pleasant breeze rustled the crab apple trees
bordering the sidewalk； scattering petals and pretty green leaves onto the avenue。 The lovely
redbrick church with its