in the Hamptons for a while； yet？I usually wait until theFourth of July to hunker down for the
season？but I？ve beengetting reports about some intriguing activity out on the island。 Imight have
to check it out myself。 It？s so hard to be me： howcan I be in two places？or three or four or five？at
once？ Notthat I？ve ever had a problem with it before。
summer survival guide
I？m not going to name names？unusual for me； I know？butthere are plenty of repeat offenders out
there。 So as a refresher course； here？s everything you need to know about：
1） Tanning
Obviously； the real thing is best。 If Mother Nature isn？t plying； airbrushing is acceptable； but
remember； whether poolside or in that little spray chamber； you must go naked： tan lines are a
turn…off。 And remember to wax two days before and exfoliate！ Your streaks and splotches aren？t
fooling anyone。
2） Brows
For starters； you know you？re supposed to have two； right？ Now put down the tweezers。 No；
throw them away。 Go see my friend Reese at Bergdorf？s ASAP。 And I don？t want to hear any
plaining about how it？s 45 per brow。
3） Waxing
It？s bathing suit season； so landscaping isn？t optional。 If you？re going to be wearing that Eres
bikini； we？re all going to get a show。 Personally； I endorse the traditional Brazilian （no pain； no
gain）。 And while I？ve been known to opt for a precious little Swarovski crystal appliqu？ tattoo；
there really is no need to gild the lily； is there？
your e…mail
Q：
Dear GG；
I heard there？s a pretty racy film making the rounds on theInternet； and it proves that a certain
someone has been ina movie before。 It was shot on location in Ce