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hey people！
I？ve discovered something very important about myself： I？mtotally bi。 It？s not what you？re
thinking？I？m just torn betweenwhere I want to spend my summer and I？ve decided I reallywant to
have it both ways。 Thank God for Teterboro Airport。 Aquick drive to the runway and I？m on the
island in less than anhour。 That gives me a chance to ogle the surfer boys and sayyes to every
party I？m invited to here at home。
There？s something so exclusive about parties in the city duringthe summer。 So intimate； with no
unwanted guests。 Well；almost。 Not that we don？t like to have our picture taken； we？djust like to
make sure our beach hair doesn？t have any actualsand in it before the flash goes off。 Yes； I？m
talking about thepaparazzi。 Obviously they have to work all summer； and obviously they？re bored
because they？ve been hounding the fewcelebs in town？me included？like every night was an
MTVMusic Awards after…party at Lindsay？s loft。
But summer and the beach go hand in hand； and I could neverpletely fors