他剛要鋸冰面的時候，那個巨大的聲音喝止他說：“現在，我第三次警告你，這下面沒有魚！”
酒鬼頓時有些驚慌失措，甚至恐懼起來，於是他問那個聲音：“你是如何知道這下面沒有魚的？上帝呀，難道是你在警告我嗎？”
“不是，”那個聲音回答他，“我是冰球場的經理。”
Ice Fishing
A drunk decides to go ice fishing； so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice。 He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole。
All of a sudden； a loud booming voice es out of the sky。 “You will find no fish under that ice。”
The drunk looks around； but sees no one。 He starts sawing again。 Once more； the voice speaks； “as I said before； there are no fish under the ice。”
The drunk looks all around； high and low； but can’t see a single soul。 He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish。
Before he can even start cutting； the huge voice interrupts。“I have warned you three times now。 There are no fish！”
The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared； so he asks the voice； “how do you know there are no fish？ Are you God trying to warn me？”
“No；” the voice replied。 “I am the manager of this hockey rink。”
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花樣年華 第六章（1）
一個壞印象
在一列火車上，有6個乘客剛好坐在同一個包廂內。有5個人很安靜，舉止優雅。唯獨第6個年輕人態度十分粗魯，給其他旅客帶來了許多麻煩。
這個年輕人拖著兩個沉重的皮箱下了車。沒有一個人幫助他，直到他走得很遠了，一個人才開啟窗戶，衝著他大喊道：“你把什麼東西留在包廂裡了！”然後又關上了窗戶。
年輕人拎著兩個沉甸甸的皮箱，轉過身，急匆匆地跑了回來。他筋疲力盡地跑到窗前，大喊道：“我把什麼東西忘在車上了？”
當火車再次發動時，叫他回來的旅客開啟窗戶，說道：“一個極壞的印象！”
A Bad Impression
Six people were traveling in a partment on a train。 Five of them were quiet and well behaved； but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers。
At last this young mall got out at a station with his two heavy bags。 None of the other passengers helped him； but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away； and